Honey is dope...

Ladies and teenage boys with expendable income who just found out hardcore exists, WELCOME!  If you take a look at my last few posts its pretty good as it has all these huge plans and shit that I never followed up on which is more American than any thing ever, so lets just say I was busy waving my flag and going to parades.  Cool?  Dope, thats what I thought.  Adam Forkey talked some shit and got me off my ass to actually do things, so here it is.  Hes gonna be helping me out a bunch as he will probably have a bunch of stuff to announce and things of that nature.  Homeboy has been busy busting his ass looking for venues to put on fun shows again.  Ahhhh, remember when?  So this is another kind of announcement/ mission statement post.  He and I both are pleased to announce the formation of "Stage Fright Productions."   In the coming few months we are looking to host quite a few shows, beginning with GDP's Boston record release at the Cambridge Elks on Saturday August 17th.  So I guess just stop by here for news on any of that stuff. We are also planning on bringing you way more interviews (for real this time) not just Jim Chaos rambling on and on about safety pins and punk.  So yeah, big stuff happening.  Hit us up if you want to contribute too.  We wont pay you, but Donations are always Welcome...Thanks!

 

In the meantime check out GDPs new record here @

http://runforcoverrecords.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=10&products_id=649

Sheer Chaos...

So like I said,  bout to do some zine type things...
For our first interview we have Mr. James Robert Field.  He was courteous enough to sit down for a sensual evening of some Q & A and a little PDA.

Unspoken Truce: Introduce yourself!

Jim Chaos: The name's J-I-M C-H-A-O-S, now lift up that shirt and show them breasts.

You can call me JC.

UT: So youre a booby kind of guy?  Elaborate.

JC:Nah, I'm more of an ass man. I just make bad white boy attempts at rhyming now and again. (http://hurrakain.bandcamp.com/album/get-dat-pussy)

UT: Why JC?

JC: JC stands for Jim Chaos, and it's better than when you call me darling, darling.     

UT:On a scale of 1 to 10 how much gnarlier am I than you?

JC: On a scale of 1 to gay, suck a dick!

UT: Why so Hostile?

 JC: Must be from not smoking as much weed....

UT:Ok ok when kissing do you go right for some tongue? Why and or why not?  

JC: When kissing I always go for tongue because I'm imagining every girl as Kelly Kapowski.

UT: Kelly Kapowski Bayside years or Kelly Kapowski now? While on the topic do you think you could beat up Zack Morris, seeing how he recently played a cop on tv?

JC: Kelly Kapowski Bayside years, duh. As for Zack Morris, all I gotta say is "Pft. Get real."

UT:Bust It broke up, we wont point fingers, whatcha been doooooin?

JC: Eren and I joined an Oi! band called Drug Shock (because it was your fault) 

UT: Time out, go to a mirror and point at yourself, how many fingers do you see pointing back at you? (No you cannot ask Jared even though math is involved)

JC: Henry Rollins told me not to look in the mirror until I'm super buff, dude.

UT: Its the new year, anything to look forward to?

JC: Each year since Bust It! started we come up with stupid phrases like "Hate in '08" or "Get mine in '09". This year we're gonna get mean in 13. *pushes up nerd glasses*

UT: You boys are silly, I often heard the Boston boys say "more crime in 09" What is your take on silly boys and or the criminals you know in Boston?

JC: I love my Boston hooligans. Speaking of, tell 'em I'm looking for an iPhone 5.

UT: To Oi! or not to Oi!... seriously thats one of my questions.

JC: There's no question, Oi!

UT: I apologize for asking such a ridiculous question. Oi! is indeed the correct answer.  If you could set any record straight even the one about Kulture Shock not playing their own songs, what would it be?

JC:  Who's Kulture Shock? I'd like to go on record and say that Some Friend's turn out to be Fake Ass Kids.

UT: If you are referring to Mr. Besecheck, and or the the "Lil" one, dude was blazing mad weed after the Cock Sparrer show. Fake Ass Friends? Or Baked Ass Friends?

JC: I love Lil C, he's my favorite chameleon. Hardcore kid, punk rocker, politician, hippy....dude's taken on more forms than Michael Jackson's face (too soon?)

UT:  No, Not Too Soon...In fact that shit was more dated then your bondage pants.  I mean was that comment in bad taste?  Yes, yes it was, but as far as too soon?  Sir you need to watch some news and get some new material.  I'm sorry baybay.  Lets move on.  Any hopes for 2013?

JC:  My hopes for 2013 are to get Bust It! back in the game and to out party Al Borland.

UT: Yeah word on the streets is they are back...Talk about too soon and dated...
Seany A or Brettski?

JC:  Both of you throw down, and whoever loses is the faggot. Oh wait, that's a rule for eye contact during a double team...

UT: Well sir, I thank you for being so candid and offensive.  I hope you are forsaken by the masses.  I would try and lose the tude, dude.  One last question.  If You could do anything with the donations that I receive on this Blog, what would it be?

JC:  I wouldnt buy shit, because your busted ass blog dont get shit.

UT: Spoken like a true genius.  You are loved.

JC: I love you more than anything.

UT:  I know, I know...

 

 

 

 

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Hello.  Long time no Vidi.  So I havent touched this blog in a while.  384 days to be exact.  I was just reading my last few posts from way back when, and it would appear that I had some big plans that at the time were probably a bit unrealistic and naive.  HOWEVER! I think I got it now.  I have some great ideas (all my ideas are great) and alot of cool things are gonna be happening.  First and foremost after going to tons of shows within the last year I wanted to start covering some of the exploits of local Boston stuff and even some of the goings on in Connecticut.  Im pretty amped because alot of cool shit has been going on so I guess to get to the point already, I am going to try and turn this into an online zine.  Its gonna have the same old song and dance, you know, interviews, show reviews, bands I like, records and other shit I like.  Im also getting other idiots on board so they can ruin your minds with their obnoxious ramblings.  So I guess this here is the first installment.  If you want to contribute or notify the masses of some brilliant occurance or scheme, just get at me and I can throw it up on here.  Oh! and dont you fret little one, I will still put tons of random things up here too, to keep the masses numb and sedated.  So sit back, relax, Daddys home... Thanks