So like I said, bout to do some zine type things...
For our first interview we have Mr. James Robert Field. He was courteous enough to sit down for a sensual evening of some Q & A and a little PDA.
Unspoken Truce: Introduce yourself!
Jim Chaos: The name's J-I-M C-H-A-O-S, now lift up that shirt and show them breasts.
You can call me JC.
UT: So youre a booby kind of guy? Elaborate.

JC:Nah, I'm more of an ass man. I just make bad white boy attempts at rhyming now
and again. (
http://hurrakain.bandcamp.com/album/get-dat-pussy)
UT: Why JC?
JC: JC stands for Jim Chaos, and it's better than when you call me darling, darling.
UT:On a scale of 1 to 10 how much gnarlier am I than you?
JC: On a scale of 1 to gay, suck a
dick!
UT:
Why so Hostile?
JC: Must be from not smoking as much weed....
UT:Ok ok when kissing do you go right for some tongue? Why and or why not?
JC: When kissing I always go for tongue
because I'm imagining every girl as Kelly Kapowski.
UT:
Kelly Kapowski Bayside years or Kelly Kapowski
now? While on the topic do you think you could beat up Zack Morris,
seeing how he recently played a cop on tv?
JC:
Kelly Kapowski Bayside years, duh. As for Zack Morris,
all I gotta say is "Pft. Get real."
UT:Bust It broke up, we wont point fingers, whatcha been doooooin?
JC: Eren and I joined an Oi! band called Drug
Shock (because it was your fault)

UT:
Time out, go to a mirror and point at
yourself, how many fingers do you see pointing back at you? (No you cannot ask
Jared even though math is involved)
JC: Henry Rollins told me not to look in the mirror until I'm super buff, dude.
UT: Its the new year, anything to look forward to?
JC: Each year since Bust It! started we come
up with stupid phrases like "Hate in '08" or "Get mine in '09". This year we're
gonna get mean in 13. *pushes up nerd glasses*
UT:
You
boys are silly, I often heard the Boston boys say "more crime in 09" What is
your take on silly boys and or the criminals you know in Boston?
JC: I love my Boston hooligans. Speaking of, tell 'em I'm looking for an iPhone 5.
UT: To Oi! or not to Oi!... seriously thats one of my questions.
JC: There's no question, Oi!
UT:
I
apologize for asking such a ridiculous question. Oi! is indeed the correct
answer. If you could set any record straight even the one about Kulture Shock not
playing their own songs, what would it be?
JC: Who's Kulture Shock? I'd like to go on
record and say that Some Friend's turn out to be Fake Ass Kids.
UT:
If you
are referring to Mr. Besecheck, and or the the "Lil" one, dude was blazing mad
weed after the Cock Sparrer show. Fake Ass Friends? Or Baked Ass
Friends?
JC: I love Lil C, he's my favorite chameleon. Hardcore kid, punk rocker, politician,
hippy....dude's taken on more forms than Michael Jackson's face (too soon?)
UT: No, Not Too Soon...In fact that shit was more dated then your bondage pants. I mean was that comment in bad taste? Yes, yes it was, but as far as too soon? Sir you need to watch some news and get some new material. I'm sorry baybay. Lets move on.
Any
hopes for 2013?
JC: My hopes for 2013 are to get Bust It!
back in the game and to out party Al Borland.
UT: Yeah word on the streets is they are back...Talk about too soon and dated...
Seany A or Brettski?
JC: Both of you throw down, and whoever loses
is the faggot. Oh wait, that's a rule for eye contact during a double
team...
UT: Well sir, I thank you for being so candid and offensive. I hope you are forsaken by the masses. I would try and lose the tude, dude. One last question. If You could do anything with the donations that I receive on this Blog, what would it be?
JC: I wouldnt buy shit, because your busted ass blog dont get shit.
UT: Spoken like a true genius. You are loved.
JC: I love you more than anything.
UT: I know, I know...